rstevens ([info]rstevens) wrote,
@ 2006-10-09 19:44:00
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Current mood:aghast
Current music:Captain Beefheart- Tropical Hotdog Night

HOT DOG LOAF (or how I wound up in a war crimes tribunal)
WHAT HAVE I DONE?! Idle talk of the most efficient way to fatten up a child has led to me cooking the most dangerous food on the planet. Damn you, Power Girl for inspiring this eldritch glob of grossness.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Hot Dog Loaf.



Truly, I have birthed a horror. Alas, the only humane part of this food is the egg.


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[info]alkaline_black
2006-10-09 11:49 pm UTC (link)

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[info]sneakymonkey
2006-10-09 11:52 pm UTC (link)
There is no more appropriate response to this Frankenstein's Loaf.

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(no subject) - [info]evil_holls, 2006-10-10 12:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wraithtdk, 2006-10-10 02:48 am UTC
Ah, Le Mot Juste! - [info]mitejen, 2006-10-10 01:38 pm UTC

[info]monstro
2006-10-09 11:50 pm UTC (link)
I am so impressed, Rich.

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[info]sneakymonkey
2006-10-09 11:51 pm UTC (link)
As horrified as I am by this, I have to ask...

...what did you season it with besides ketchup?

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[info]rstevens
2006-10-09 11:55 pm UTC (link)
italian seasoning, cayenne, sea salt and hot dog.

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Re: yeah - [info]neonowl, 2006-10-10 06:26 am UTC
Re: yeah - [info]gwenny.myopenid.com, 2006-10-11 03:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tkitch, 2006-10-11 12:04 pm UTC

[info]cyaan
2006-10-10 12:01 am UTC (link)
Was it any good?

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[info]silentkimbly
2006-10-10 12:05 am UTC (link)
Yes, i want to know.. was it good? maybe you can introduce to griff dogs.. then the could name it the Rsteven's dog loaf! : )

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[info]music_slut
2006-10-10 12:08 am UTC (link)
Sweet Jesus.

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[info]coolhanderik
2006-10-10 12:17 am UTC (link)
Did you instantly have a heart attack? And was it tasty? And will there be more cooking with R. Stevens?

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[info]enderandrew
2006-10-10 12:17 am UTC (link)
You use kosher hot dogs, lean beef and farm-fresh brown eggs. That does not scare me in the least. It looks fairly reasonable actually.

Mind you I'd love to see some andoille sausage, or jalepenos added in, but that is just me.

One staple of mine during my ramen-eating-bachelor days was throwing hot dogs in Mac-N-Cheese.

Cheese just goes rather well with processed meat products.

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[info]fuelforlife
2006-10-10 02:46 am UTC (link)
I do that, but add in frozen peas. ^_^ Yum!

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[info]l0qii
2006-10-10 12:20 am UTC (link)
I am the jealous of all that is jealous...but where's the bacon?

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(Anonymous)
2006-10-10 05:41 am UTC (link)
Because bacon is a vegetable. This is a loaf of meat.

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[info]seangrimm
2006-10-10 12:28 am UTC (link)
What posseses a man to do such a thing?

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[info]cutebunnygirl
2006-10-10 12:34 am UTC (link)
Hehehe Meat wrapped in Meat ! Not as good as a pie pie but impressive none the less ...

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[info]rstevens
2006-10-10 12:44 am UTC (link)
Was it any good?

THINK BACK TO YOUR FIRST KISS!

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[info]trinora
2006-10-10 07:35 am UTC (link)
It touched your lips and you started laughing uncontrollably?

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(no subject) - [info]mitejen, 2006-10-10 01:40 pm UTC
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:( - [info]purly, 2006-10-11 03:55 am UTC
yeah
[info]unnoticedloser
2006-10-10 01:59 am UTC (link)
definately the grossest thing i've ever seen

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little

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[info]rstevens
2006-10-10 02:08 am UTC (link)
"i think i just threw up in my mouth a little" is the new "meh."


please invent new, more colorful language!

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Re: yeah - [info]enderandrew, 2006-10-10 02:49 am UTC
Re: "meh" - [info]ljvscmr, 2006-10-10 04:05 am UTC

[info]fuelforlife
2006-10-10 02:47 am UTC (link)
I think the taste woud be alright, but the texture would kind of freak me out..

So, in the thinking of a first kiss.. It was okay, a little sloppy, but something you're interested in doing more often?

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[info]wraithtdk
2006-10-10 02:50 am UTC (link)
I thought you went all veggie on us?

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[info]rstevens
2006-10-10 02:54 am UTC (link)
I can't do anything for more than a few minutes at a time!

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[info]hotforeignsheep
2006-10-10 03:19 am UTC (link)
what's that thing with the lil' sis heart on it?

yes i realize it's probably a perfectly normal sort of thing with a sticker on it, but i'm pretty sure i want one. you should sell me one, whatever it is!

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[info]fuelforlife
2006-10-10 03:26 am UTC (link)
I think it's a coffee grinder?

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(no subject) - [info]rstevens, 2006-10-10 04:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuelforlife, 2006-10-10 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rstevens, 2006-10-10 04:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuelforlife, 2006-10-10 04:49 am UTC

[info]eekabeep
2006-10-10 03:51 am UTC (link)
YUUUUUUUUMMMM

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[info]purly
2006-10-10 04:21 am UTC (link)
eew

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[info]goraina
2006-10-10 04:56 am UTC (link)
Good vegetarian Rich! *pat pat*

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[info]rstevens
2006-10-10 05:06 am UTC (link)
IT'S CONCEPTUAL ART, REALLY!!!!!!

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[info]fuelforlife
2006-10-10 05:49 am UTC (link)
Oh man, I just read the email, I need a better job, but can't rely on my car, nor can I relocate at the moment. ;_;

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[info]lostambitions
2006-10-10 05:50 am UTC (link)
Hebrew National beef franks aren't supposed to be used in that manner!

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[info]hazelbunny
2006-10-10 05:55 am UTC (link)
um, sorry, but it has been scientifically proven that the most fattening food is my family's pie crust cookies.

cookie part: BUTTER + FLOUR + SUGAR

filling (they are sandwich cookies): BUTTER + EGGS + SUGAR + VANILLA

a full batch calls for three sticks of butter and will probably be eaten within 48 hours.

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[info]whereskyluvsea
2006-10-10 07:34 am UTC (link)
I once made a cake that called for 9 sticks of butter total: 4 for the cake itself, and 5 for the frosting.

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[info]gdh
2006-10-10 06:03 am UTC (link)
Man that has like all the wrong kinds of sexual connotations.

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[info]rstevens
2006-10-10 06:06 am UTC (link)
eleven points!!!! you caught it.

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(no subject) - [info]gdh, 2006-10-10 06:10 am UTC

[info]glitter_martini
2006-10-10 07:33 am UTC (link)
Oh, that looks both wrong/disgusting and interesting/delicious and I haven't decided if that's a good or a bad thing.

In any case, apart from the beef stuff you're a genius and one of the wackiest people I can think of. Hurrah for Indie Rock Pete and Diesel Sweeties! =0)

Ah, and hurrah for the coffee thingy with the DS sticker!

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[info]trinora
2006-10-10 07:37 am UTC (link)
Okay, that looks really freaking good.. Now to find if anywhere on my campus is serving cow tomorrow. *lusts*

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