rstevens ([info]rstevens) wrote,
@ 2009-04-07 22:52:00
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Current music:Stadium Love - Metric

bitter dreams
All I've ever wanted out of life is to knock a ninja into a Dumpster, look over my shoulder and wink the words, "Time to take out the trash" as the Dumpster lid closed on the aforementioned ninja's head.

I am a simple man with simple goals. It doesn't even have to be a real ninja.


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[info]modnar
2009-04-08 03:07 am UTC (link)
Is that the new Metric album, sir?

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[info]rstevens
2009-04-08 03:13 am UTC (link)
yessir, very very good.

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[info]blake_reitz
2009-04-08 03:07 am UTC (link)
I will do it for one hundred euros, plus bladed costume.

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[info]rstevens
2009-04-08 03:13 am UTC (link)
i can't believe you'd dishonor yourself by asking for money. being a fake ninja is a sacred task!!!

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[info]blake_reitz
2009-04-08 03:19 am UTC (link)
um...

FAMILY!!!

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[info]dorkboat
2009-04-08 04:28 am UTC (link)
I'll do it for free, assuming you take pictures.

Wade Zarosinski-
Your own personal ninja Jesus.

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[info]lunarworks
2009-04-08 04:01 am UTC (link)
Does it have to be a real dumpster?

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[info]absinthetic
2009-04-08 04:02 am UTC (link)
When's your birthday? I will hire some people to dress up as ninjas and hang around dumpsters near your daily haunts. I'll tell them to let you win, if you want.

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[info]onebyoneallday
2009-04-08 04:18 am UTC (link)
Isn't that the ending of the original live action TMNT? Except it's a garbage compactor and homeboy gets CRUSHED.

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[info]ferrouswheel
2009-04-08 05:30 am UTC (link)
I made a funny!

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[info]darkknightjrk
2009-04-08 04:32 am UTC (link)
Why wallow in self-pity? I'm sure you've got a friend who has a bunch of black clothes--make it happen. :)

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[info]zerotime
2009-04-08 10:38 am UTC (link)
And then put your sunglasses on while a Who song plays in the background?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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[info]cookie_mccool
2009-04-08 03:21 pm UTC (link)
I saw this on CSI once, you better get written and recorded verbal consent from the "ninja", or he can cry rape afterwards.

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[info]kwangawoo
2009-04-08 04:43 pm UTC (link)
OH HAI you remembered you have an eljay! happiness.

I have some nominees for the role of ninja, beginning with Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter!

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