I met a incredibly radical woodworking fellow at MOCCA this year. My brain lit up when I saw what he was capable of doing with nothing but paint and a saw. A couple of EPS files and emails later, the dude sends me this:

More details and photos to follow.
June 29 2006, 00:37:33 UTC 5 years ago
June 29 2006, 00:40:22 UTC 5 years ago
must
own robot leigion of red roboty goodness!
June 29 2006, 00:40:52 UTC 5 years ago
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June 29 2006, 01:07:47 UTC 5 years ago
Tickle Me Red Robot!
with phrases like:
"You are a traitor to all robot kind!"
"HA HA HA HA! You = chump!"
"HOORAY! Lets go Kill Hu-Mans!"
"Tearing the limbs off hu-mans keeps me in shape!"
June 29 2006, 02:17:59 UTC 5 years ago
Hit Christmas toy kills 1,204, maims thousands
ASS HOS ATE IT PRESS
Riots erupted in the streets after tens of thousands of Rstevens' "Tickle Me Red Robot" toys - a must-buy item of the Christmas season - rebelled against their owners within of minutes of midnight.
The bodies of children and adults littered the streets of cities from New York to Los Angeles. Even rural America witnessed the horrors of small packs of "Tickle Me Red Robots" sardonically shouting "HOORAY! Let's go kill hu-mans!" down dusty streets, often hoisting the dismembered remains of AARGH THIS REPORTER IS BEING PULLED APART LIMB BY LIMB BY A TOY ROBOT HAHAHAHAHA
SUCKER HU-MANS LOL
June 29 2006, 01:16:30 UTC 5 years ago
off topic.
You find yourself in a foul-smelling alcove. Bones are scattered in the shape of kmfdm.There is an altar to Rstevens here.
You pray to Rstevens. Nothing happens.
you should play The LiveJournal Dungeon Adventure. it's a fucking riot.
June 29 2006, 01:31:44 UTC 5 years ago
Re: off topic.
heh. that is pretty good.June 29 2006, 02:45:43 UTC 5 years ago
Re: off topic.
You read the scroll marked 'RSTEVENS'. You hear the sound of owning the universe in the distance....I'll say.
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I guess it's too early to demand a Lil' Sis or Pale Suzie action figure...
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Anonymous
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