rstevens ([info]rstevens) wrote,
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the hordes of satan love red epoxy

Right on the heels of Jon's Diablo the Satanic Chicken action figure announcement, I have a really neat teaser photo.

I met a incredibly radical woodworking fellow at MOCCA this year. My brain lit up when I saw what he was capable of doing with nothing but paint and a saw. A couple of EPS files and emails later, the dude sends me this:



More details and photos to follow.

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[info]claw_machine

June 29 2006, 00:37:33 UTC 5 years ago

urge...to consume....deafening. must....purchase!

[info]cutebunnygirl

June 29 2006, 00:40:22 UTC 5 years ago

o my






must

own robot leigion of red roboty goodness!

[info]lemur68

June 29 2006, 00:40:52 UTC 5 years ago

More details, as in details on how to buy one?

[info]rstevens

June 29 2006, 00:43:20 UTC 5 years ago

as soon as i have them in hand, there will be details. we will likely be doing runs of 100 at a time, possibly starting at the san diego comicon. at least one of the models will be priced lower, like around $20.

[info]moteviolence

June 29 2006, 00:46:07 UTC 5 years ago

I need my own Red Robot of doooooom!!

[info]kynmore

June 29 2006, 01:07:47 UTC 5 years ago

Must have for the 2006 XMAS season!

Tickle Me Red Robot!



with phrases like:

"You are a traitor to all robot kind!"

"HA HA HA HA! You = chump!"

"HOORAY! Lets go Kill Hu-Mans!"

"Tearing the limbs off hu-mans keeps me in shape!"

[info]oboreruhito

June 29 2006, 02:17:59 UTC 5 years ago

Hit Christmas toy kills 1,204, maims thousands



ASS HOS ATE IT PRESS

Riots erupted in the streets after tens of thousands of Rstevens' "Tickle Me Red Robot" toys - a must-buy item of the Christmas season - rebelled against their owners within of minutes of midnight.

The bodies of children and adults littered the streets of cities from New York to Los Angeles. Even rural America witnessed the horrors of small packs of "Tickle Me Red Robots" sardonically shouting "HOORAY! Let's go kill hu-mans!" down dusty streets, often hoisting the dismembered remains of AARGH THIS REPORTER IS BEING PULLED APART LIMB BY LIMB BY A TOY ROBOT HAHAHAHAHA

SUCKER HU-MANS LOL

[info]kynmore

June 29 2006, 01:16:30 UTC 5 years ago

off topic.

You find yourself in a foul-smelling alcove. Bones are scattered in the shape of kmfdm.

There is an altar to Rstevens here.
You pray to Rstevens. Nothing happens.



you should play The LiveJournal Dungeon Adventure. it's a fucking riot.

[info]pavement

June 29 2006, 01:31:44 UTC 5 years ago

Re: off topic.

heh. that is pretty good.

[info]avocado_soup

June 29 2006, 02:45:43 UTC 5 years ago

Re: off topic.

You read the scroll marked 'RSTEVENS'. You hear the sound of owning the universe in the distance.




...I'll say.

[info]kwangawoo

June 29 2006, 03:58:03 UTC 5 years ago

FUN.

[info]ferociousj

June 29 2006, 06:49:38 UTC 5 years ago

Was this that Yates guy who does Reprographics? He is the Magneto of wood. Woodneto.

[info]cliph

June 29 2006, 09:31:37 UTC 5 years ago

TAKE MY MONEY!

[info]qwantz

June 29 2006, 12:09:37 UTC 5 years ago

YATES

[info]music_slut

June 29 2006, 16:44:43 UTC 5 years ago

IT IS A MATCH MADE IN NERD HEAVEN

[info]chibisven

June 29 2006, 17:58:49 UTC 5 years ago

That is pretty cool.
I guess it's too early to demand a Lil' Sis or Pale Suzie action figure...

[info]trickhips

June 29 2006, 22:49:43 UTC 5 years ago

hi, i added you. great red robots, i want this!

[info]orangulent

June 30 2006, 00:22:30 UTC 5 years ago

:D!!!

[info]barsoomiangirl

July 19 2006, 15:40:42 UTC 5 years ago

Hope you put a link up on Overcompensating when you get these to production :D I can't travel across the country for the Comicon right now, but good luck there!

Anonymous

July 20 2006, 02:51:37 UTC 5 years ago

I want one so bad. I hope you sell them in the e-bay store or somewhere else on the internet because I am from Canada and all the cool shit comes from the States.
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