rstevens mighty poopjournal

the train to san diego

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 17:49:18 GMT

Hoo ha! I am an insane person who decided to take the train to the San Diego Comicon this year. (booth 1335 / 1337 by small press, as usual) Amtrak is pretty weird and very charming.

I'm about 1/3 the way across the country right now, sitting in a lounge in Chicago. I set up a Tumblr account to easily document the trip without spamming every other service I'm on.

You should check it out at joebidenfanclub.com

(named after the only man who commuted to the Senate every day for decades via Amtrak)

friendly kitty chased by skunks

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 02:11:22 GMT

friendly kitty chased by skunks
Originally uploaded by rstevens

Caught the "tail" end of this little drama on the bike path today. Twilight may be a shitty book but it's a great time to watch animals!

Dirty and his money are soon parted

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:02:13 GMT

Dirty and his money are soon parted
Originally uploaded by rstevens

Anyone bored enough to code this into a live minisite this weekend?

Trak/Trek/Truck

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:42:05 GMT

San Diego Comic-Con is in a month. Dumbrella will be there as always, right near and hovering slightly above the other webcomics folks.

I seriously, utterly, totally do not feel like flying. I hate the stress, the timing, the scowling, the x-rays. (on the last flight I took, they x-rayed my laptop so hard the flash drive cooked)

So! When faced by certain irradiation, one does what one must do as an American. One takes a land-based adventure! My current debate is between the flexibility of a solo road trip and the brainlessness of taking the train.

I love driving and have road tripped to SD twice before. Plusses: my own timetable, a quiet room every night, rest stops, last minute merchandise and book carrying power. Minuses: less safe, can't read a book while moving.

Amtrak calls to me for some strange reason. Plusses: no thinking, safer, can walk around the train all day, can read and use my 3G card, moves while sleeping. (And well, it's good enough for Joe Biden.) Minuses: on a schedule, possible delays, sharing tiny bathrooms and having no escape from sweaty humans.

I've never ridden Amtrak. My first extended train ride was the Eurostar from London to Paris, which reduced me to tears of mechanized joy. I'd love to hear about your experiences on trains and photos if possible!

Yes, I know flying is faster and cheaper. I never take a break and go anywhere, though. This is my treat and vacation before the hell of a big con.

Giraffes and MOCCA

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:21:12 GMT

I done gone drawed a giraffe yesterday and put him/her on a t-shirt called "Invisible Giraffe." You buy get the aforementioned t-shirt until next week for only $15. I'm experimenting this summer.

I will also be in New Yorkland this weekend for the MOCCA Art Fest. I'll have many socks, CRUSH ALL HU-MANS books and a few squishy plush Red Robots.

the ol' canucklehead

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Tue, 12 May 2009 04:23:12 GMT

Nine hours in the car later, we are back from Toronto drinking out of coffee mugs adorned with the Canadian $20 bill.

They were much cheaper than $20 bills and will be more useful after Armageddon.

flat earthers

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Thu, 07 May 2009 03:51:05 GMT

I wonder if it would be more or less difficult to launch a ship to space if the Earth actually *was* flat.

Of course since a flat Earth would be infinitely large to maintain a horizon, it would need to also be quite thin. You could burrow to the bottom, open a chute and simply fall to space.

I do not like this world view.

Canada, Ho!

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Wed, 06 May 2009 14:42:24 GMT

Just FYI:

If you're in the Toronto area, perhaps I shall see you at TCAF this weekend?

I'll be the guy dressed as me giving Miss Beaton a stern lecture on how Spock is not mean and scowly, he is simply serious and logical. (Perfect Kirk, though)

happy cinco de mayo

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Wed, 06 May 2009 01:39:07 GMT

This post will simulate drunken antics. Tell the union I met my holiday minimum.

(I'm reasonably sure some of these came from randompictures.)

Tacos with Joe

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Fri, 01 May 2009 04:22:06 GMT

“The dietary bar is set by the president,” said Ron Klain, Mr. Biden’s chief of staff, who recently fielded a prelunch query from the White House kitchen about whether Mr. Biden wanted sour cream with his tacos (he did). “Biden eats anything. He’s a pretty easy guy that way.”

Just imagine! Tacos with Barack and Joe.

(oops, I tricked you into reading a neat article)

show me your desktop

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:25:49 GMT

hide your windows, show your desktop, screenshot and shrink it to not-huge. all your monitors. stat!

four two zero

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:57:05 GMT

I trust you all had a fun, productive 4/20 yesterday? No shenanigans or anything untoward?

I beat up a dragon and searched for Mountain Dew Throwback in order to become more extreme. I failed at one of those tasks.

CRUSH ALL HU-MANS

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:58:47 GMT

As I have been running around like a spastic case, I totally forgot to tell LJ that I released a new book yesterday called CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Bet you can guess who stars in it.

bitter dreams

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 02:52:17 GMT

All I've ever wanted out of life is to knock a ninja into a Dumpster, look over my shoulder and wink the words, "Time to take out the trash" as the Dumpster lid closed on the aforementioned ninja's head.

I am a simple man with simple goals. It doesn't even have to be a real ninja.

a conspiracy of londons

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:52:01 GMT

Two fun facts!

I'm packed for the UK Webcomix Thing. (I'll be sitting with Octopus Pie) Still kinda nervy about flying that far over water, but I guess it beats hard packed dirt. No new book for this weekend- but it's still coming eventually.

In my bindlestick: Pocket Sweeties Volume 1, some minicomics, buttons, six special occasion laser-cut red robots and about one dozen each of my four top socks. (robots, skulls, hearts and clouds)

No idea how busy this show is, so come find me if you want any of this! It's not much.

****

Also fun: I got a ton of requests for "Ask me about my conspiracy theories" t-shirts, so it is up for pre-order as of a couple hours ago. Mr. Cloud helped with the design concept, I'm really pleased with it.

London in One

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:54:59 GMT

Guess who is going to be in London for a grand total of 24 hours on Saturday? Either me or Obama, I will let you guess.

It's my first time in England at the UK Webcomix Thing! I'll be sharing a table with Meredith "Octopus Pie" Gran while gazing lovingly across the aisle at John "The Mangler" Allison.

I'll have a bindlestick full of Pixel Socks and if luck is in my favor- a brand new book to debut at the show.

Perhaps I shall see you there!

I didn't do it

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 02:14:47 GMT

Seriously, this cat was pixelated when I got here.

Is That You Mo-Dean?

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 03:16:10 GMT

Well it had been 987 years in outer space time when I got back.

Couldn't seem to find any of my friends to tell my intersting stories to.

webcomics weekend

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:10:21 GMT

webcomics weekend is going to be one heck of a fun time. loads of cartoonists, loads of things to do, free unless you wanna buy some merchandise. (hm! sounds like webcomics to me)

it is also looking to be a LOT busier than we expected. ex-a-ma-citing!

the best cat

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:56:03 GMT

This is my best cat, Li'l Kim:

After six years, she still refuses to totally relax and sit on me. I raised her from about eight weeks old and am both her parent and property. What a good kitty.

I'm not allowed to work on the couch without her permission.

slavin' away

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:05:50 GMT

I respectfully submit that the Fiery Furnaces' "Rehearsing My Choir" is the finest rock and roll album ever recorded. It's all in the contrast between delicate musicianship and howling Grandma vocals.

You are welcome to suggest your own, but I will not agree with it!

then again!

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 01:00:39 GMT

if you can Photoshop a 20 layer document with the palettes turned off by visualizing your layer selections, it may be time to go outside.

madd flourish

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 02:13:32 GMT

I've said it before and I'll say it again- if you cartoon without tossing your pen or stylus around in the air like a hair metal drummer, you're doing it wrong.

souper dooper

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 01:02:52 GMT

Just had some remarkable cheddar/potato soup. That was certainly not a sub-par bowl!

i have discovered a universal truth

clango@dieselsweeties.com — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:26:07 GMT

Sing it from the highest mountains! Bill Cosby was right all along and we are now living in Huxtabletopia. A better, cuter, slower world. With pudding for all.